This week on the big show Fingers and Tracy talk about the lameness that was WWIII, Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globes performance – which leads to Tracy telling some stories about what it’s like to work in “the industry”. Elizabeth Warren shouldn’t ever dance again, the winnowing of the Democratic primary field, will Impeachment purgatory end next week? and SPOILER ALERT, they reveal the finale of the upcoming Greta Thunberg documentary.
From the show
In case you’re the only person on the planet who hasn’t seen it, here’s Ricky Gervais’ opening monologue from the 2020 Golden Globes
You probably didn’t see this and after watching you’ll wish you hadn’t, but here’s Elizabeth Warren dancing!
I know your terrible advisers told you to be more relatable and dance but really the trick is just being your authentic self. No more no less @ewarren https://t.co/iNSagQhqZH
— Secular Talk (@KyleKulinski) January 9, 2020
The Democratic Primary field is shrinking faster than the polar ice caps. There were so many unforgettable candidates who have come and gone this season, it would be a shame not to acknowledge their contribution to our entertainment. Here’s the full list of those who lost before the contest even began.
- Julian Castro
- Sen. Kamala Harris
- Gov. Steve Bullock
- Joe Sestak
- Beto O’Rourke
- Rep. Tim Ryan
- Mayor Bill de Blasio
- Sen. Kristen Gillibrand
- Rep. Seth Moulton
- Gov. Jay Inslee
- Gov. John Hickenlooper
- Sen. Mike Gravel
- Rep. Eric Swalwell
- Richard Ojeda
- Rep. John Delaney
If you’re scratching your head wondering who the heck half of these people even are, head over to People.com to see their photos.
And finally, !!!SPOILER ALERT!!! we now know how the upcoming documentary about Greta Thunberg will end! She’s headed to Davos to demand that world leaders divest from fossil fuels. Best of luck kiddo!
