Fingers: This is the Enough Already Daily Brief(ly) I’m Fingers Malloy, she’s Tracy L. Connors. Well Tracy, Hillary Clinton just can’t help herself. She resurfaced this week with a new scheme to put even more money in her pantsuit pocket.

Tracy: Yes it’s true. Hillary tweeted: “The last few months, I’ve been reflecting, spending time with family – and, yes, taking walks in the woods.”  And now she’s walking out of the woods with her hands outstretched because the grift goes on.

Tracy: In a subsequent tweet she says, “We’re launching Onward Together to encourage people to get involved, organize, and even run for office” and also donate, donate, donate, donate, donate.

Fingers: What the hell is “Onward Together”?!

Tracy: She’s really good at massaging Fingers. She went from “I’ll be your champion” to what was your favorite Fingers? I’ll be chillaxing…

Fingers: “I’m just chilling in Cedar Rapids”

Tracy: There was that, and they finally settled on “Stronger Together” which was one of I believe 75 or 80 choices presented to her which made their way to us thanks to the Russians and Wikileaks.

Fingers: “Onward Together” how many people came up with that PC garbage of a name Tracy? And I want to know how much they got paid and I demand answers to my questions right now!

Tracy: Well if you donate you might be able to find out because that’s the only thing you can do on the website at this time, give them your email address or send her some money.

Fingers: I’d have much more respect for her if she were on some sort of an infomercial trying to sell me a reverse mortgage.

Tracy: It may come to that. I kinda see her as kind of the next stair chair model.

Fingers: Well there you have it Onward Together Tracy. I’d rather take all of my money, wad it up in a ball and throw it out a window.

Tracy: You should do that and film it and send it to her.

Fingers: And that’s it for today. This has been the Enough Already Daily Brief(ly). I’m Fingers Malloy she’s Tracy L. Connors.