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Fingers: For the love of God stay away from the City of Augusta City Center! Why you may ask, you’ll find out next on the Enough Already Daily Brief(ly).

 

Fingers: This is the Enough Already Daily Brief(ly) I’m Fingers Malloy, she’s Tracy L. Connors. Well 100 things were dropped off at the Augusta Maine City Center Tracy, guess what they were.

Tracy: Empty bottles for recycling.

Fingers: That would be a good guess. But no. Bedbugs.

Tracy: Ok.

Fingers: KTLA has the story.

 

KTLA: “A man entered the August City Hall in Maine and shut it down, when he released, on purpose, about 100 bedbugs. Why you might ask. Well it turns out the man was upset after requesting a form to get assistance and then being told he didn’t qualify. Police were called they were able to find the man and now charges may follow. Bedbug detecting dogs are expect to check for any remaining bedbugs tomorrow.”

Fingers: Is this going to start a new trend Tracy if you’re ticked off that you can’t get a form for city government or you’re not approved for something you just drop off a bunch of bedbugs?

Tracy: I’m down with that. The only down side of it I can see though is that whoever lives in the city is going to have to pay for the fumigation via their taxes.

Fingers: That does suck. I’m really surprised that charges have not been filed yet. How is that possible?

Tracy: I don’t know what do you charge him with, assault? Destruction of property?

Fingers: Terrorism!

Tracy: That could be.

Fingers: Bedbugs!

Tracy: They’re terrorists! It’s pretty awesome though.

Fingers: Have you ever checked into a hotel room that had bedbugs?

Tracy: No!

Fingers: I haven’t. But one time I stayed in an Econo Lodge in Tampa, and there were three centipedes in the bed. That’s when I checked out of an Econo Lodge in Tampa. But they’re sending in bedbug sniffing dogs.

Tracy: That’s my favorite part of this story I think. That there’s a breed of dogs that has been trained to sniff out bedbugs. What breed of dog do you think that is?

Fingers: A pug?

Tracy: I’m thinking it’s got to be little possibly. We’ll look that up and tell everyone this week on the show.

Fingers: This has been the Enough Already Daily Brief(ly) I’m Fingers Malloy she’s Tracy L. Connors.